| Izumi | (Just like that, they continue enjoying their curious little every day like so. Until one day…) |
| Inui | “O-Oni-san…..We’re in trouble…” |
| Hosoi | “Inui-ku—Wanta!? You’re all messed up, what the hell happened!? |
| Inui | “The guys from the other schools, they found out that we still don’t have our Rep'. They’re planning to raid us while they have the chance!” |
| Hosoi | “Eh!?” |
| Inui | “I just happened to overhear them…. They must’ve wanted to take me hostage but I managed to get away…” |
| Hosoi | “.....Where the hell are they now?” |
| Inui | “At the abandoned factory by the riverside—” |
| Hosoi | “...Got it.” |
| *RUNNING FOOTSTEPS* |
| Inui | “Oni-san!? Where are you going!? Oni-saaaaaan!!” |
| Izumi | (In a fit of rage, Hosoi dashes to the scene.) |
| (The sight of Inui, who idolizes him so much, getting so badly hurt... It was unforgivable.) |
| (At the same time, he feels heavy guilt for it— That if only he hadn’t switched bodies with Onitsuka, this whole thing wouldn’t have happened.) |
| *THRASHING* |
| Hosoi | “... Gh… (cough cough)” |
| Neighboring School Student A | “Pfhaha, is this really the Onitsuka? What a weakling.” |
| Neighboring School Student B | “I thought we were done for when that whining shrimp got away, but turns out we lucked out.” |
| Neighboring School Student C | “‘Bout time for Sai High’s reigning days to be over.” |
| Neighboring School Student A | “Why don’t we have a lil fun while we’re at it, huh? Take this!” |
| Hosoi | “——!!!” |
| Onitsuka | “Who says YOU get a say when it’s over!” |
| *PUNCH* |
| Neighboring School Student A | “WAH——!!” |
| Neighboring School Student B | “Who the hell’s this!?” |
| Onitsuka | “Fuck. Just one hard punch's 'nuff to feel the sting on this body.” |
| Hosoi | “Onitsuka-kun…..” |
| Onitsuka | “It ain’t just me.” |
| Hosoi | “Eh?” |
| Kamiyama | “Oni-kun, ya still breathin?” |
| Samejima | “A whole crowd ganging up on just one person? You put shame on the delinquent’s reputation.” |
| Neighboring School Student C | “Kamiyama and Samejima….!?” |
| Kyougoku | “Just when I thought I would just let you all free, you seemed to have done us a favor and gathered together just for us. It’s a hassle to go around crushing you one by one after all.“ |
| Daigo | “I’m gonna beat each and every one of you here to a pulp!!” |
| Kamiyama | “Daichan, let’s have a contest. The one who takes down more guys is the winner♪” |
| Daigo | “You’re on. I’m gonna win, so you better buy me some yakisoba pan.” |
| Neighboring School Student C | “W-We’ve got numbers on our side! Bring it on!!” |
| Neighboring School Students | “YEAH!!” |
| *BRAWLING ENSUES* |
| *…* |
| *…* |
| Onitsuka | “You good?” |
| Hosoi | “Everyone’s here… B-But why?” |
| Onitsuka | “I heard from Wanta that you just up and went somewhere. He was worried we might’ve been underestimatin’ these outsiders.” |
| “And as the ‘transfer student’ n’ all, I figured we couldn’t let them get away on their own like this.” |
| Hosoi | “I see….. Sorry. Now your body’s all beat up because of me…” |
| Onitsuka | “Oh this? Pfft, that’s just a graze for my body. So long as you’re okay though.” |
| Kamiyama | “Taaake that!” |
| *THWACK* |
| Neighboring School Student A | “UWAAAAH!” |
| *SLAM* |
| Onitsuka & Hosoi | “OOF!!” |
| Hosoi | “T-That hurt…… Hey, wait…!!!” |
| Onitsuka | “Hell YEAH baby, I’m back! Now I can crush you all, right here n’ now!” |
| *FLURRY OF PUNCHES* |
| Neighboring School Student C | “GH—— Hey what gives!? He’s moving way differently from before…!! |
| Onitsuka | “TAKE THAT!” |
| *PUNCH PUNCH* |
| Neighboring School Students | “UWAAHHH!!” |
| Kamiyama | “Ohhh!! Oni-kun’s getting serious over here!” |
| Samejima | “Haha. Now there’s the Onitsuka we know.” |
| Onitsuka | “If I take down the most number of guys here, you guys wouldn’t mind if I take the Rep' title, right?” |
| Daigo | “Oh fuck off! I’m the one who’ll crush more than you, so I’m the one who’s gonna be Rep'!” |
| Onitsuka | “You just said you’re fine with getting yakisoba pan, bastard!” |
| Izumi | (With Onitsuka returning to his body, the tides start to turn. Before long, every one of the students from the other schools have been dealt with.) |
| Onitsuka | “We all done here? Alright! Let’s head back home, shall we, Hosoyan?” |
| Hosoi | “Eh? Hosoyan, you mean……” |
| Onitsuka | “My nickname for ya. I call every one of my pals with a nickname. You got a problem with that?” |
| Hosoi | “... None at all! Let’s head home, Oni-kun!” |
| *APPLAUSE* |
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| |
| Banri | …….. |
| *DOOR OPENS* |
| Kumon | Ah, there you are, Banri! What’re you doing here? You haven’t even changed out of your costume! |
| Banri | I thought I mentioned I was takin’ a breather. Tatsumi-san gave me permission anyway, so it’s fine, right? |
| Kumon | If you wanted to take a break, you would’ve been just fine in the greenroom or the rehearsal room! Do you have any idea how hard it was to find you? |
| Banri | I feel more relaxed up here. Maybe it’s cuz I had the same habit as when I was in high school. |
| Kumon | Huh. I guess I do remember you mentioning something like that. |
| Banri | 'Nyway, needed me for something? |
| Kumon | Oh right! Here, look at this! |
| COMMENT A | “The stage was in so much more of a good shape than I expected for an abandoned school! The performance was also so good— I was so moved!” |
| COMMENT B | “I don’t think this troupe had been threatened at all to do this show. In fact, every one of the cast seemed super tough!” |
| COMMENT C | “All the other people who went to see the show seemed to have fun. With how much they’re talking about it online, that place must not be as bad as we thought.” |
| Kumon | The ones who’d been ratio-ing Soukuu— it seems like they’ve started posting these kinds of comments after watching our performance! I figured you wanted to know about it ASAP! |
| Banri | I see. Well, guess that means all that controversy talk will finally die down with this. |
| Kumon | I sure hope so. Oh, and one more thing I have to mention! |
| Banri | So there’s more? |
| Kumon | The Rep' guy that Tatsumi-san had been talking about— he came to see our show! He introduced himself to us just a sec ago. |
| Banri | For real? |
| Kumon | Yeah! He’s apparently working hard as an actor now! And he’s overall a really cool guy! |
| He was really complimenting our performance! The whole time we had switched personalities felt amazingly natural, he said! |
| Banri | That’s a relief then. |
| Kumon | I’m pretty sure he’s still around, so why don’t you go meet him too? |
| Banri | Naaaah… After being told he and I are similar, it’d be awkward for the two of us to meet, right? |
| Kumon | It’s fine! You and the Rep' have nothing in common at all! |
| Banri | …….’Scuse me? |
| Kumon | He’s got a really strong vibe to him. I think he’s a lot more like Nii-chan, if anything! |
| Banri | …… |
 |
| Kumon | H-Hey! What gives!? |
| Banri | So what you’re sayin' is that you think Hyodo’s a lot stronger than me; is that it? |
| Kumon | Well no duh! No one’s stronger or cooler than Nii-chan. He’s too awesome to lose to the likes of you! |
| Banri | Alright. Fine. For as long as you don’t take back what you said, I’ll be locking your head like this for the rest of your life. |
| Kumon | Eehhh—!? |
| *DOOR OPENS* |
| Misumi | Hey, everyone~! I found Kumon and Banri! |
| Kumon | Ah, Sumii-san! Everyone! |
| Banri | Did you guys go out of the way to find us? |
| Izumi | Mh-hmm. Tatsumi-san said we might find you guys here at the rooftop, so… |
| Juza | Oi, Settsu. The hell do you think you’re doing with Kumon. |
| Banri | Aaand here comes the brocon bastard. Just so you know, this guy’s the one picking a fight. |
| Kumon | I’m just saying what’s true!! |
| Banri | You little… You really have some guts, y’know that? |
| Juza | Settsu, you better get your hands off Kumon right now. |
| Azuma | Fufu, it’s as if the show hasn’t ended yet, has it? |
| Tasuku | It’s just another normal day for these two, after all. |
